Some of my colleagues have over the years expressed concern their ongoing projects are in danger of being “scooped”, and as a result, they need to work rapidly to disseminate the projects in question. This concern is particularly prominent among the fast-moving (and unusually cargo-cultish) natural language processing community, though I have occasionally heard similar concerns in the company of theoretical linguists. Assuming this is not merely hysteria caused by material conditions like casualization and pandemic-related isolation, there is a simple solution: work on something else, something you yourself deem to be less obvious. If you’re in danger of being scooped, it suggest that you’re taking obvious next steps—you’re engaging in what Kuhn calls normal science—that you lack a competitive advantage (such as rare-on-the-ground expertise, special knowledge, proprietary or unreleased data, etc.) that would help you in particular advance the state of knowledge. If you find yourself in this predicament, you should consider allowing somebody else to carry the football across the goal-line. Or don’t, but then you might just get scooped after all.